In July 2003, Portland Trail Blazers star Damon "Mighty Mouse" Stoudamire was arrested with almost 43 grams of marijuana in his possession. How was Stoudamire's stash discovered? He set off an airport metal detector after walking through -- with his weed wrapped in tin foil.

[Stoudamire, who had been arrested twice before for drug-related incidents, was suspended and fined $250,000 by the National Basketball Association.]

[In July 2004, a Louisiana man was arrested while chatting with police after an officer noticed marijuana sticking out of his pocket. The subject of their chat? Stupid criminals.]