Groucho Marx: Bath and Sun Club
"Years ago, I decided to join a beach club on Long Island and we drove out to a place called the Sands Point Bath and Sun Club," Groucho Marx once recalled. "I filled out the application and the head cheese of the place came over and told me we couldn't join because I was Jewish. So I said, 'My son's only half Jewish. Would it be all right if he went in the water up to his knees?'"