"The first day of seventh grade, I was very nervous," she once recalled. "I was in history class and the teacher said to raise your hand if you know the continents." Simpson raised her hand and... "I said, 'A, E, I, O, U!"
"Those aren't even consonants," Simpson helpfully pointed out. "They're vowels!"
["Yesterday, In Massachusetts, Jessica Simpson angered hundreds of her fans by walking out on an autograph session," Conan O'Brien reported in March 2004. "When asked about it, Simpson said, 'You try spelling Jessica.'"]
["I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot," Jessica Simpson once confessed. "And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage..."]