In 2002, one of Woody Harrelson's closest friends (and fellow hemp activist) Joe Hickey was nearly killed in a bloody bicycle accident. Harrelson was emotionally shaken by the incident. How much so? "I've been so shaken up," he declared, "that I can't even bring myself to smoke weed."

["I usually like to walk around in a perpetual fog," he explained. "But not today."]

[Harrelson's father, twice convicted of committing paid murders, was frequently rumored to have been among "the hobos" removed from the grassy knoll after the assassination of JFK.]