[As Michael Kelly once reported (in "Arafat Bombs on Opening Night"), Arafat's bodyguards, who emulated America's Secret Service officers, were equally bumbling: "As the motorcade moved slowly away, several of Arafat's senior bodyguards -- middle-aged men of considerable heft -- leaped upon the rear trunk of his Mercedes, holding on to the car with one hand while they brandished Kalashnikovs with the other... But Arafat's car lacked hand grips... and as the Mercedes gathered speed it hit a small bump, sending fat men flying through the air, their bulky forms describing jumbled parabolas of arms and legs and Kalashnikovs, to land with thuds and oaths on the road."]