As a parent, John Malkovich worried about the effects of his children's exposure to celluloid violence. A few days after taking them to see Menace II Society, Malkovich told his year-old son Loewy to get off the dining room table. Loewy's reply? "F--- you, Dada!"

[The first complete sentence his son uttered? "More Dr. Dre." (Malkovich, also a fan, on Dr. Dre: "He's a genuis... The poetry is so fantastic and funny.")]