The problem? "I realized I was wearing a 'Beavis and Butthead' T-shirt, and on the back it said 'Education Sucks!'"
[Stewart, a huge "Beavis and Butthead" fan (and the owner of "the biggest collection of Beavis and Butt-head memorabilia on the West Coast") once "had to do a deal" with his fiancee while flipping channels. "I was permitted to watch one entire episode."]
[Among Stewart's collections: a storeroom full of Picard memorabilia (thanks to a clause in his contract requiring free copies of every product bearing his likeness) and so much Earl Grey tea (sent by fans) that Stewart "could open a tea shop." (Though he owned hundreds of T-shirts emblazoned with his face, Stewart never wore them, lest he forget what he was wearing one "and go to the shops wearing it.")]