Your Name?

Having performed some 20,000 autopsies, New York City Coroner Michael Baden had certainly seen some unusual physical specimens. Conan O'Brien once asked Baden to describe the strangest tattoo he had ever seen on a penis.

"Your name," Baden replied.
"No. 'Your name'."

The man was a drunk, Baden explained. He would bet people in bars that he had 'your name' tattooed on his penis. "That's how he won free beers!"

[How did San Francisco policemen save important city records from the fires sparked by the 1906 earthquake? They hauled them to a downtown square -- and soaked them with beer from nearby saloons.]

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