Michael Caine was once asked about his role as 'Hoagie Newcombe' in Joseph Sargent's Jaws: The Revenge (A man-eating shark single-mindedly pursues a woman and her son: 'This time... It's personal').

"I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible," he admitted. "However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific!"

["Not in the same league as The Postman for terrible films, but not far off," said one reviewer. "You didn't even have the fun of seeing how stupid your mate looked in those 3D glasses from Jaws: 3D."]