"I could never be the president," Sheen replied. "Think about it. I've abused cocaine, I've been arrested, I'm not a very smart guy. It's a big joke to think people would want someone like me just because his dad was president."
["George W. Bush is clearly the best thing to happen to political humorists," Daniel Kurtzman once declared, "since... well, since Bill Clinton."]
[David Letterman on the West Wing: "Martin Sheen is the President; Rob Lowe is the Press Secretary; and Hulk Hogan plays Janet Reno."]