Dizzy Dean, famed for his haphazard diction and grammar, was once accused of serving as a poor role model for students of the English language. "A lot of people who don't say ain't," Dean retorted, "ain't eatin'!"
[New York's venerable Metropolitan Museum of Art ("The Met") owns a curious collection -- numbering more than 200,000 items -- of considerable interest to the average sports fanatic. The collection? The world's largest assembly of baseball cards.]