[A few lines he didn't find? "Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair." (Johnny Carson); "She projects the passion of a Good Humor ice cream: frozen, on a stick and all vanilla." (Spencer Tracy); and "She has agreed to be the first unartificial heart donor." (Andrea C. Michaels)]
[In 1985, New York magazine marked the 20 millionth sale of a Barbie designer fashion accessory by honoring the doll with an award. Its name? The "More Clothes Than Nancy Reagan Award".]