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In December 2000, a Texan prisoner sued Penthouse magazine for $500,000 for publishing what he called a disappointing layout of Paula Jones.

U.S. District Judge Sam Sparks dismissed the suit with a $250 fine (for filing a frivolous legal motion) and a 12-line Christmas poem, which read in part:

"'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the prison Inmates were planning their new porno mission...

"The minute his Penthouse issue arrived, The Minister ripped it open to see what was inside. But what to his wondering eyes should appear -- Not Paula Jones' promised privates, but only her rear.

"Life has its disappointments. Some come out of the blue but that doesn't mean that a prisoner should sue."

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