"After the game, he says, 'One of these days, someone's going to break Dobler's neck, and I'm not going to send any flowers.' What happens? He gets the $500,000 FTD commercial, and I don't get s---. He goes to the Pro Bowl fourteen times. He's in the Hall of Fame. He's probably got more money than God.
"When he was doing Father Murphy on NBC, he had a graveyard scene. One of the tombs said: CONRAD DOBLER. GONE, BUT NOT FORGIVEN. It's been twenty years since I played him, and I'm still on his f---ing mind. And I like that!"
[Dobler once wrote a book defending his good name. Its title? "They Call Me Dirty"!]