Enclosed was a picture of a "delightful young girl" and a marijuana cigarette taped to a piece of cardboard. "You have turned me on so many times," she explained, "I thought I would return the favor!"
["Scientists have invented a marijuana suppository," Jay Leno reported in March 2000. "Now you can smoke pot and have a crack problem. They'll call it Maui Owee. You get an uncontrollable urge to sit on a Twinkie. Talk about a cigarette butt! Pass gas and the whole room gets high. At least friends won't nag you to pass it around. And if a woman is squirming in her seat you don't know whether she's adjusting her thong or her bong!"]
[Due to pressure from Star Trek fans, the name of the first space shuttle was changed from Constitution (in honor of the bicentennial of the U.S. Constitution) to Enterprise.]