Napoleon's penis was stolen by the doctor who did his autopsy, acquired by an Italian priest, and likened by a journalist to a "shriveled eel."

In 2009, a Tea Party Republican had to ask for donations to pay his hospital bills when he ended up in a wheelchair after fighting with Dems about Obamacare.

In 2014, a Chinese billionaire bought a teacup for $36 million, and put it on his American Express Black Card. Thanks to its merchant fees, Amex likely pocketed about $1,000,000 from that single transaction.

A Catholic school in Los Angeles added $75,000 to its coffers in 2003 after nuns went to Santa Anita and picked the winner in all six races.

When cops in Columbus went to assist a man in obvious pain, they discovered that he had just robbed a bank and was limping because a dye pack had exploded in his pants.

A Milwaukee alderman lost a fortune in stolen campaign signs reading: "Vote for Pat Stoner."

Cocaine kingpin Pablo Escobar made so much money that his budget included $2,500 a month for rubber bands to wrap his cash.

While showing off a 1787 Chateau Margaux once owned by Thomas Jefferson at a wine event, a merchant bumped a serving tray, cracked the bottle, and felt 80% of its contents trickle down his leg. Insurers paid $225,000, 43% of the asking price.

Early in his career, Michael Clarke Duncan gave $5 to anyone who recognized him on the street and knew his full name.

A NYC I-Team investigation in 2017 found that diplomats from rogue nations had accumulated more than $16 million in unpaid parking tickets. Syria, Iran, Russia, and China all had 6-figure debts.