According to Ultra Violet's book Famous For 15 Minutes, Salvador Dali once employed a lobster during foreplay. 

In 1950, a woman sued the City of San Francisco for $50,000 after a streetcar accident left her prone to uncontrollable orgasms.

Researchers made a "semi-living artist." A petri dish holding 50,000 rat neurons was "shown" photos and their responses, sent via http to a robotic arm in Australia, were used to produce colorful, childlike scribbles.

Among the candidates on The Bachelorette in 2021 was a surgical skin salesman from New Jersey. Said Jimmy Fallon: "If there's one thing women love to hear on a first date it's, 'I sell human skin.'"

Without coral to sharpen them, a puffer fish's teeth grow until it cannot eat. When restauranteur Chris Pischke's fish Zorro stopped eating, he took it to his family dentist, who ground its teeth down with a drill.

A Czech family asked Guinness to add a new record for breeding a bunny with 3 penises. Two other bunnies had already been eaten because they had just 2 penises each.

A member of an odd Facebook group was hospitalized in 2020 after accidentally shooting himself. The group's name? "Loaded Guns Pointed at Penis."

On Dec. 5, 1664, a ship carrying 81 passengers sank in the Menai Strait. The only survivor was a man named Hugh Williams. On Dec. 5, 1785, another large ship sank, leaving a Hugh Williams as its only survivor. And on Dec. 5, 1860, yet another ship sank with its sole survivor another Hugh Williams.

Following the discovery of Otzi the Iceman in a glacier in 1991, the museum holding his 5,000-year-old remains got dozens of requests from Austrian women to have his babies.

Rebel Wilson had a pimple on her chest. But it wasn't a pimple: "One day it popped and baby spiders came out."